Tell him he is a big eared, two-faced, hypocritical,
chew-spitting, praying-mantis legged, Morgan-swilling,
oh-look-at-me-I-can-spell-anything, Bible-quoter.
Tell her she is a man-leaving, house-jumping
lice-infested, booger-eatin’
member of a donkey show.
Tell him he is a monkey-licking
ass-sniffing, slime on a frogs nuts,
piece of doody from a bubonic infected rat.
Tell her she is a sallow-faced
whiney-hinied, pitiful, man-trapping
hornets’ nest-haired hussy.
Tell him he is a dream catcher tattooed,
old-man voiced, chain-smoking
loud-mouthed, manpri-wearing, tool box.
Tell her she is a Venus fly trap, man-eating,
venomous tramp, wind-tunneled, black-holed,
bleach-blonde, with the mental capacity of a dead ant.
Tell him he is a freakishly tall, grubby doofus,
backwards-hat wearing, imbecilic, manipulating,
giraffe-necked, bumpy-headed, smelly liar-pants.
Tell her she is an ungrateful, over-privileged,
gambling addicted, champagne drinking, one-week
outfit wearing, squawking, daughter of a crap weasel.
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